Menopause - F*** Off. Where's My phone?

Menopause - F*** Off. Where's My phone?

Regular price$24.00

Navigate the rollercoaster of menopause with our MENOPAUSE - F*** Off. Where's My Phone? I Need A Hug. I'm Hot. I'm Cold. Where Did This Hair Come From? candle. Infused with the comforting scent of Rebel Rose, this candle embodies the hormonal fluctuations and emotional whirlwinds that accompany this stage of life. Light it up and let the soothing aroma create a calming atmosphere as you embrace and navigate through the ups and downs. This candle serves as a reminder that you're not alone in the journey and that finding humor in the midst of it all can be a saving grace.

8oz, Approximately 40-50 Hour burn time.

Braided cotton wick, 100% Organic Soy Wax, Fragrance Oils.
Reusable amber brown apothecary jar, black metal lid, and finished with our signature durable kraft paper label.

Height: 3.5"
Diameter: 2.75"

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DuPont WA. 98327

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