18 products
18 products
18 products
You're An Awesome Neighbor! Keep That Shit Up!
Regular price $24.00 Save $-24.00You're An Awesome Neighbor! Keep That Shit Up! Infused With: "An Acceptable Amount Of Interaction"
Scent: Grapefruit & Mint Scent: Grapefruit & Mint The scent that had to happen. We paired 2 of the most crisp scents on the planet to give you the sweet taste of juicy grapefruit and the cool snap of mint in one jar. Our Malicious Candles:
100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free) • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors) • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid. • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Instead Of Grandkids, May I Interest You In A Candle?
Regular price $24.00 Save $-24.00Instead Of Grandkids, May I Interest You In A Candle? Infused With: "Candle Care Over Child Care"
Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine This scent is as unusual and complex as a woman herself. I blended this beautiful scent myself and I guarantee you won’t find another scent like it. It is soft & strong, sweet & earthy, and to me…it smells like hiking through a glitter-covered forest. It’s so good and it is so Spring and Summer! Our Malicious Candles:Â
100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free) • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors) • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid. • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Having Me As An Employee Is Really The Only Gift You Need...
Regular price $24.00 Save $-24.00Having Me As An Employee Is Really The Only Gift You Need. Infused With: "Exceeded Expectations!"
Scent: Cosmic Dreams Scent: Cosmic Dreams The floral sweetness of hibiscus & rosebud dances sublimely with the subtle, earthy notes of garden mint & rosemary. Take a journey!
100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free) • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors) • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid. • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Group Text Shit Talking - Infused with Screenshots
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00I love her and all but the other day…oh, girl, I know! *Insert screenshot of the dumbest post…to date.*
Scent: Grapefruit & Mint The scent that had to happen. Malicious Women Candle Co paired 2 of the most crisp scents on the planet to give you the sweet taste of juicy grapefruit and the cool snap of mint in one jar.Â
• 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free) • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors) • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid. • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Thanks For Raising Me Mom I'm Awesome...All My Gratitude
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Thanks For Raising Me Mom, I'm Awesome -Infused with "All My Gratitude" Scent:Â Pear & Ivy
Let mom know what a great job she did with this super humble candle.Â
Scent:Â Pear & Ivy
Tart and juicy, this scent captures the irresistible flavor of luscious, fresh-cut pears blended with the earthy goodness of garden ivy.
Mom Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t ...Cuss So Much
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Mom... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t -Also Sorry I Cuss So Much. Scent: Pear & Ivy
When your mom deserves and island, but all you can afford is a $20 candle. She will appreciate the validation for all the shit you put her through. Fun fact; this is the only candle I make with an '*' in the label. Because you know…mom hates cussing and shit!Â
 Scent: Pear & Ivy
Tart and juicy, this scent captures the irresistible flavor of luscious, fresh-cut pears blended with the earthy goodness of garden ivy
I'm Sorry My Kid Is The Reason You Drink ... Bottle Of Wine
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00How do you all do it? I want to drink almost as soon as they come home from school.
If any of you are reading this, buy an extra box of tissue, a few more boxes of pencils and maybe figure out how to sneak in a bottle of wine in an unmarked backpack.
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.
Mom You Were Always Right-Learning Through Tragic Experience
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Mom... You Were Always Right. - Infused with: "Learning Through Tragic Experience" Scent: Pear & Ivy
Scent: Pear & Ivy
Tart and juicy, this scent captures the irresistible flavor of luscious, fresh-cut pears blended with the earthy goodness of garden ivy.
I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most ...Unhealthy Level of...
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Because Fur Babies don't have any expectations - I mean except for that bacon you are eating.
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.
Full Label - I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People - Infused With: An Unhealthy Level Of Attachment"
We Are Sisters. & Much More.
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00We Are Sisters. & Much More. - Infused With "The Stories Mom Doesn't Know About... And She Never Will!"
Scent: Lemon Drop Martini
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.
I Love My Job. - Infused With " Deep Breathing "
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00I Love My Job. - Infused With " Deep Breathing "
Scent: Espresso Yo' Self
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.
I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! -"Nurse Life "
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! - infused With "Nurse Life "
Scent: Clean Linen
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.
Happy Birthday - Alcohol, Low Standards, and Poor Decisions
Regular price $24.00 Save $-24.00Instant birthday, just add flame--and bail money.
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.
Crazy Cat Lady - Excessive Facebook Posts
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Whiskers is going to knock this one off the counter, while staring at you square in the eyes. Daring you to put it back.
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.