23 products
23 products
23 products
You're The Mom Everyone Wishes They Had
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00You're The Mom Everyone Wishes They Had - Infused With "All The Reasons I'm Your Favorite." Even though your mom says she loves you all the same - let your siblings know - you KNOW the truth.
Scent: Fig & Rosemary Top notes of rosemary and spring herbs are warmed with hints of fig leaf and white jasmine, grounded with a luscious splash of creamy coconut.
• 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
• Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
• The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
• Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free)
• No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
• Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
• 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
• Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Sports Mom - "A Portable Locker Room & Missed Social Events"
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00You're An Awesome Neighbor! Keep That Shit Up!
Regular price $24.00 Save $-24.00You're An Awesome Neighbor! Keep That Shit Up! Infused With: "An Acceptable Amount Of Interaction"
Scent: Grapefruit & Mint Scent: Grapefruit & Mint The scent that had to happen. We paired 2 of the most crisp scents on the planet to give you the sweet taste of juicy grapefruit and the cool snap of mint in one jar. Our Malicious Candles:
100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free) • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors) • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid. • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Instead Of Grandkids, May I Interest You In A Candle?
Regular price $24.00 Save $-24.00Instead Of Grandkids, May I Interest You In A Candle? Infused With: "Candle Care Over Child Care"
Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine This scent is as unusual and complex as a woman herself. I blended this beautiful scent myself and I guarantee you won’t find another scent like it. It is soft & strong, sweet & earthy, and to me…it smells like hiking through a glitter-covered forest. It’s so good and it is so Spring and Summer! Our Malicious Candles:
100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free) • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors) • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid. • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Chance Made Us Co-workers, Absolute Chaos Made Us Friends
Regular price $24.00 Save $-24.00Chance Made Us Co-workers, Absolute Chaos Made Us Friends - Infused With "Eye Rolls, Sarcasm, & Covert Texts"
Scent: Moxie Scent: Moxie Notes of cardamom, ginger, and nutmeg harmonize sweetly with the subtle tang of vanilla. This cozy, spice-forward concoction will warm you from the inside-out.
100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) • Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free) • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors) • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid. • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours
Thanks For Raising Me Mom I'm Awesome...All My Gratitude
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Thanks For Raising Me Mom, I'm Awesome -Infused with "All My Gratitude" Scent: Pear & Ivy
Let mom know what a great job she did with this super humble candle.
Scent: Pear & Ivy
Tart and juicy, this scent captures the irresistible flavor of luscious, fresh-cut pears blended with the earthy goodness of garden ivy.
Mom Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t ...Cuss So Much
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Mom... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t -Also Sorry I Cuss So Much. Scent: Pear & Ivy
When your mom deserves and island, but all you can afford is a $20 candle. She will appreciate the validation for all the shit you put her through. Fun fact; this is the only candle I make with an '*' in the label. Because you know…mom hates cussing and shit!
Scent: Pear & Ivy
Tart and juicy, this scent captures the irresistible flavor of luscious, fresh-cut pears blended with the earthy goodness of garden ivy
It's All About You, Isn't It? You Selfish Bitch!.."Birthday"
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Mom You Were Always Right-Learning Through Tragic Experience
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Mom... You Were Always Right. - Infused with: "Learning Through Tragic Experience" Scent: Pear & Ivy
Scent: Pear & Ivy
Tart and juicy, this scent captures the irresistible flavor of luscious, fresh-cut pears blended with the earthy goodness of garden ivy.
I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most ...Unhealthy Level of...
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Because Fur Babies don't have any expectations - I mean except for that bacon you are eating.
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.
Full Label - I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People - Infused With: An Unhealthy Level Of Attachment"
We Are Sisters. & Much More.
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00We Are Sisters. & Much More. - Infused With "The Stories Mom Doesn't Know About... And She Never Will!"
Scent: Lemon Drop Martini
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.
Queen Of Damn Near Everything - Infused with Superiority
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Queen Of Damn Near Everything - Infused with "Superiority" Scent: Rebel Rose (Garden Rose & Oak)
It would be exhausting to be this superior if you weren't the queen! May your crown always be straight and your loyal subjects, obedient.
Scent: Rebel Rose
The smell of a room full of beautiful garden roses with none of the mess. It's been described as "green" and natural. This rose has been blended with strong oak for an earthy scent that is sure to please even the toughest florist. This candle is topped with organic dried rose petals.
Please Leave By 9:00 - Infused with Seriously Get Out
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00The days of getting started at 9 are long gone. You don't gotta go home, but you can't stay here.
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.
Manifest That Shit - Infused With: "Setting The Intention
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Manifest That Shit - Infused With: "Setting The Intention & Doing The Work" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber
Scent: Oakmoss & Amber Musty & rich wood combines with herbaceous and amber bottom notes will please even the most difficult noses. Everyone loves this strong, gender-fluid fragrance.
8oz, 40-hour burn time candles.
I Love My Job. - Infused With " Deep Breathing "
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00I Love My Job. - Infused With " Deep Breathing "
Scent: Espresso Yo' Self
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.
I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! -"Nurse Life "
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! - infused With "Nurse Life "
Scent: Clean Linen
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.
Happy Birthday - Alcohol, Low Standards, and Poor Decisions
Regular price $24.00 Save $-24.00Instant birthday, just add flame--and bail money.
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.
Crazy Cat Lady - Excessive Facebook Posts
Regular price $22.00 Save $-22.00Whiskers is going to knock this one off the counter, while staring at you square in the eyes. Daring you to put it back.
9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.