Malicious Women Co.

Thanks For Raising Me Mom, I'm Awesome -Infused with "All My Gratitude" Scent: Pear & Ivy

Let mom know what a great job she did with this super humble candle. 

Scent: Pear & Ivy

Tart and juicy, this scent captures the irresistible flavor of luscious, fresh-cut pears blended with the earthy goodness of garden ivy.

Mom... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t -Also Sorry I Cuss So Much. Scent: Pear & Ivy

When your mom deserves and island, but all you can afford is a $20 candle. She will appreciate the validation for all the shit you put her through. Fun fact; this is the only candle I make with an '*' in the label. Because you know…mom hates cussing and shit! 

 Scent: Pear & Ivy

Tart and juicy, this scent captures the irresistible flavor of luscious, fresh-cut pears blended with the earthy goodness of garden ivy

How do you all do it? I want to drink almost as soon as they come home from school.

If any of you are reading this, buy an extra box of tissue, a few more boxes of pencils and maybe figure out how to sneak in a bottle of wine in an unmarked backpack.

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Mom... You Were Always Right. - Infused with: "Learning Through Tragic Experience" Scent: Pear & Ivy

Scent: Pear & Ivy

Tart and juicy, this scent captures the irresistible flavor of luscious, fresh-cut pears blended with the earthy goodness of garden ivy.

What we really need to look at here are the overall implications of the message we are trying to send. Dave in Ottowa said we might want to move this to Q3 when it will align with the overall strategic vision for EOY. Is it EOD yet? Oh FFF - This is BANANAS!

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Because Fur Babies don't have any expectations - I mean except for that bacon you are eating.

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Full Label - I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People - Infused With: An Unhealthy Level Of Attachment"

Here's to Mr. Henderson in Room 14 and all his clever chauvinist/ borderline racist remarks? And no…you can't get a refill on your meds that were "lost".

Stay Strong...Happy Hour & wine is only 11 long hours away.

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

You Did Something Beneficial For Me So I Bought You This Candle. - Infused With " Nothing (We're Even) "

Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

We Are Sisters. & Much More. - Infused With "The Stories Mom Doesn't Know About... And She Never Will!"

Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

It isn't about determination, it's about energy. You're so busy doing all the things, sometimes you just need to grab a bowl of cereal and rest a bit without guilt. All the things will still be there in an hour.

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

I Love My Job. - Infused With " Deep Breathing "

Scent: Espresso Yo' Self

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! - infused With "Nurse Life "

Scent: Clean Linen

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Whiskers is going to knock this one off the counter, while staring at you square in the eyes. Daring you to put it back.

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.