Frank & Funny is a groundbreaking line of humorous cards written by road-tested, professional stand-up comedians. Some are witty, some are irreverent, and some really take the gloves off. With such a wide range to choose from, you’re bound to find a card that’s perfect for every occasion. Laughter is inspiring!
WHY DON'T YOU STOP OVERACHIEVING Inside: And settle into the warm embrace of mediocrity like the rest of us?
YOU ARE AS RARE AS A UNICORN, AS UNIQUE AS A SASQUATCH Inside: And not as pointy or hairy! Thanks for being you!
ONE TIME SOMEONE GOT ME A WINE STOPPER FOR MY BIRTHDAY Inside: What do I look like? An amateur? Happy birthday from one professional to another.
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU AND COFFEE IS THE SAME Inside: On the days I don’t see you... I feel irregular.
YOU ARE MY IPHONE CHARGER Inside: Without you, I panic and worry I’ll be bored forever.
LET'S STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT ALL THE FOOD WE'VE EATEN Inside: I say we start feeling good about all the food we haven't eaten
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY LET'S NOT WHINE ABOUT HOW OLD WE'RE GETTING Inside: Let’s wine about how old we’re getting.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! SURPRISE! OH, SORRY THERE'S NO PARTY. I JUST REMEMBERED YOUR BIRTHDAY Inside: Surprise!
WE'RE SO MUCH ALIKE THAT WE COULD BE TWINS. HEY, THAT WOULD MAKE IT MY BIRTHDAY TOO! Inside:You should take me to dinner
AS YOU GET OLDER YOU MIGHT NOTICE A FEW WRINKLES Inside: That’s just your body making room for dessert. Happy birthday.
YOUR DOCTOR SAYS YOU'VE GOT THE BODY OF AN ATHLETE Inside: Sure, it's a bowler, but Happy Birthday anyway
I GOT YOU A CAKE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. IT'S GLUTEN-FREE, DAIRY FREE, NUT-FREE, SUGAR-FREE, VEGAN, AND CRUELTY FREE. Inside: Ok, I'm not sure that there is any actual cake in it, but it's cake shaped
YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN YOU GO OUT AND DO SHOTS Inside: Flu and shingles. Enjoy your enhanced immunity today. Happy birthday.
EVER WALK INTO A ROOM AND FORGET WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR Inside: Just wait until you walk in to a room and forget who you are. Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! LIFE DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS ... Inside: After a certain age, that sounds more like a threat than a promise.
I NEVER SEE YOU AT THE GYM ANYMORE... Inside: Maybe I should start going again.
WE SHOULD CATCH UP OVER A GLASS OF WINE. Inside: Or really we should anything over a glass of wine.
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE GOALS Inside: But it’s also good to have sweatpants just in case those goals don’t work out.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! THIS IS A CARD YOU'LL CHERISH FOR YEARS TO COME! Inside: It doubles as a fan for whenever you have hot flashes.
THEY SAY A GLOASS OF WINE A DAY IS GOOD FOR YOU! Inside: “They” are geniuses.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOU'RE NOT GETTING OLD, YOU'RE GETTING BETTER Inside: Better at forgetting things. Better at hurting yourself when you try to pick something up. Better at going to bed early. Better at making sure to take your vitamins. Better at naps. Better at squinting to read a menu…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! THEY SAY THE OLDER YOU GET, THE WORSE YOUR MEMORY BECOMES, BUT I DON'T BELIVE IT. Inside: Anyway... where was I? Oh that's right. Get well soon.
OUR FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A PAIR OF YOGA PANTS. Inside: Supportive, comfortable, reliable, and doesn’t necessarily go to yoga.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! TIMES LIKE THIS ARE EXTRA SPECIAL. Inside: It’s not often you get to set a cake on fire.
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER HAD A GLASS OF WINE BEFORE NOON.. Inside: Probably procrastinate in other areas of their life too.