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Thanks For Raising Me Mom I'm Awesome...All My Gratitude
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Mom Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t ...Cuss So Much
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I'm Sorry My Kid Is The Reason You Drink ... Bottle Of Wine
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It's All About You, Isn't It? You Selfish Bitch!.."Birthday"
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Mom You Were Always Right-Learning Through Tragic Experience
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Malicious Women Candle Co - Meetings That Could Have Been An Email - Silent Hostility
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Malicious Women Candle Co - I Wet My Plants! - "Timed Lighting, Pinterest Soil Recipes..
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Malicious Women Candle Co - I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most ...Unhealthy Level of...
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Malicious Women Candle Co - Glam-Ma - "Too Much Glamour To Be Called Grandma"
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Malicious Women Candle Co - Because Patients - Infused with Happy Hour In Scrubs
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Malicious Women Candle Co - You Did Something Beneficial For Me...
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Malicious Women Candle Co - We Are Sisters. & Much More. -
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Malicious Women Candle Co - She Believed She Could But Was Really Tired...Naps & Snacks
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Malicious Women Candle Co - Queen Of Damn Near Everything - Infused with Superiority
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Malicious Women Candle Co - Please Leave By 9:00 - Infused with Seriously Get Out
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Malicious Women Candle Co - I Miss Your Face! - " Loneliness & 'You' Deprivation"
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Malicious Women Candle Co - I Love My Job. - Infused With " Deep Breathing "
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Malicious Women Candle Co - I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! -"Nurse Life "
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Malicious Women Candle Co - Happy Birthday - Alcohol, Low Standards, and Poor Decisions
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Malicious Women Candle Co - Congrats On Being In Charge Tiny Human -Sleep Deprivation
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Malicious Women Candle Co - Crazy Cat Lady - Excessive Facebook Posts
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Thanks For Raising Me Mom I'm Awesome...All My Gratitude

Thanks For Raising Me Mom I'm Awesome...All My Gratitude

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Thanks For Raising Me Mom, I'm Awesome -Infused with "All My Gratitude" Scent: Pear & Ivy

Let mom know what a great job she did with this super humble candle. 

Scent: Pear & Ivy

Tart and juicy, this scent captures the irresistible flavor of luscious, fresh-cut pears blended with the earthy goodness of garden ivy.

Mom Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t ...Cuss So Much

Mom Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t ...Cuss So Much

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Mom... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t -Also Sorry I Cuss So Much. Scent: Pear & Ivy

When your mom deserves and island, but all you can afford is a $20 candle. She will appreciate the validation for all the shit you put her through. Fun fact; this is the only candle I make with an '*' in the label. Because you know…mom hates cussing and shit! 

 Scent: Pear & Ivy

Tart and juicy, this scent captures the irresistible flavor of luscious, fresh-cut pears blended with the earthy goodness of garden ivy

I'm Sorry My Kid Is The Reason You Drink ... Bottle Of Wine

I'm Sorry My Kid Is The Reason You Drink ... Bottle Of Wine

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How do you all do it? I want to drink almost as soon as they come home from school.

If any of you are reading this, buy an extra box of tissue, a few more boxes of pencils and maybe figure out how to sneak in a bottle of wine in an unmarked backpack.

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

It's All About You, Isn't It? You Selfish Bitch!.."Birthday"

It's All About You, Isn't It? You Selfish Bitch!.."Birthday"

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As it should be! 9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass. Full Label - It's All About You, Isn't It? You Selfish Bitch! - Infused with "Happy Birthday Wishes".
Mom You Were Always Right-Learning Through Tragic Experience

Mom You Were Always Right-Learning Through Tragic Experience

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Mom... You Were Always Right. - Infused with: "Learning Through Tragic Experience" Scent: Pear & Ivy

Scent: Pear & Ivy

Tart and juicy, this scent captures the irresistible flavor of luscious, fresh-cut pears blended with the earthy goodness of garden ivy.

Malicious Women Candle Co - Meetings That Could Have Been An Email - Silent Hostility

Malicious Women Candle Co - Meetings That Could Have Been An Email - Silent Hostility

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What we really need to look at here are the overall implications of the message we are trying to send. Dave in Ottowa said we might want to move this to Q3 when it will align with the overall strategic vision for EOY. Is it EOD yet? Oh FFF - This is BANANAS!

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Malicious Women Candle Co - I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most ...Unhealthy Level of...

Malicious Women Candle Co - I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most ...Unhealthy Level of...

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Because Fur Babies don't have any expectations - I mean except for that bacon you are eating.

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Full Label - I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People - Infused With: An Unhealthy Level Of Attachment"

Malicious Women Candle Co - Because Patients - Infused with Happy Hour In Scrubs

Malicious Women Candle Co - Because Patients - Infused with Happy Hour In Scrubs

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Here's to Mr. Henderson in Room 14 and all his clever chauvinist/ borderline racist remarks? And no…you can't get a refill on your meds that were "lost".

Stay Strong...Happy Hour & wine is only 11 long hours away.

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Malicious Women Candle Co - You Did Something Beneficial For Me...

Malicious Women Candle Co - You Did Something Beneficial For Me...

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You Did Something Beneficial For Me So I Bought You This Candle. - Infused With " Nothing (We're Even) "

Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Malicious Women Candle Co - We Are Sisters. & Much More. -

Malicious Women Candle Co - We Are Sisters. & Much More. -

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We Are Sisters. & Much More. - Infused With "The Stories Mom Doesn't Know About... And She Never Will!"

Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Malicious Women Candle Co - She Believed She Could But Was Really Tired...Naps & Snacks

Malicious Women Candle Co - She Believed She Could But Was Really Tired...Naps & Snacks

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It isn't about determination, it's about energy. You're so busy doing all the things, sometimes you just need to grab a bowl of cereal and rest a bit without guilt. All the things will still be there in an hour.

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Malicious Women Candle Co - Queen Of Damn Near Everything - Infused with Superiority

Malicious Women Candle Co - Queen Of Damn Near Everything - Infused with Superiority

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Queen Of Damn Near Everything - Infused with "Superiority" Scent: Rebel Rose (Garden Rose & Oak)

It would be exhausting to be this superior if you weren't the queen! May your crown always be straight and your loyal subjects, obedient. 

Scent: Rebel Rose

The smell of a room full of beautiful garden roses with none of the mess. It's been described as "green" and natural. This rose has been blended with strong oak for an earthy scent that is sure to please even the toughest florist. This candle is topped with organic dried rose petals.

Malicious Women Candle Co - I Miss Your Face! - " Loneliness & 'You' Deprivation"

Malicious Women Candle Co - I Miss Your Face! - " Loneliness & 'You' Deprivation"

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I Miss Your Face! - Infused with " Loneliness & 'You' Deprivation "

Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Malicious Women Candle Co - I Love My Job. - Infused With " Deep Breathing "

Malicious Women Candle Co - I Love My Job. - Infused With " Deep Breathing "

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I Love My Job. - Infused With " Deep Breathing "

Scent: Espresso Yo' Self

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Malicious Women Candle Co - I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! -"Nurse Life "

Malicious Women Candle Co - I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! -"Nurse Life "

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I'm Here To Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It! - infused With "Nurse Life "

Scent: Clean Linen

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Malicious Women Candle Co - Congrats On Being In Charge Tiny Human -Sleep Deprivation

Malicious Women Candle Co - Congrats On Being In Charge Tiny Human -Sleep Deprivation

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"Be a parent," they said. "It'll be great," they said. Misery loves company. And hey…you'll sleep again in like…18 years! Just wait until they start dating!

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.

Malicious Women Candle Co - Crazy Cat Lady - Excessive Facebook Posts

Malicious Women Candle Co - Crazy Cat Lady - Excessive Facebook Posts

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Whiskers is going to knock this one off the counter, while staring at you square in the eyes. Daring you to put it back.

9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.